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 Jokes - Murphy

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PostSubject: Jokes - Murphy   Jokes - Murphy EmptyFri Jan 23, 2009 4:08 am

Well... lets start a thread full of jokes...

So lets see...

Your moma was so fat, that when she fell in love, she broke it

And also, just a comment on the laws of life:


1. If it moves, its from biology
2. If its smells horrible, is chemistry
3. If it doesn't work, it belongs to physics
4. If no-one understands, maths
5. If it doesn't make sense Economy.
6. If it smells, moves, doesn't work, no-one understands and doesn't make sense, it belongs to ICT

Law of looking for stuff

1. The fastest way to fund something is to look for another
2. You always find what you are not looking for.

Law of lines

1. If you are on a line, always the other line will go quicker
NOTE.: No mattrer you change line, the other will always go faster

Law of starts:

1. If something starts well, it ends bad
2. If something starts bad, will end even worst

This is a translation from an e-mail and book called "Laws of Murphy"


"If someting can fail, it will fail!"

Hope you liked it

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes - Murphy   Jokes - Murphy EmptySun Feb 08, 2009 11:39 am

lol some of them jokes are funny the best is yo mama
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